What enticed you to click, and what the headline really meant.
A Few Beloved Children’s Books That I Have a Problem With
“I’m sure there are many more beloved children’s books that deserve to be on this list, but these are the particular ones that bother me. Perhaps now they’ll bother you as well. You’re welcome!”
Now None of the Teams Are Any Good
Your NBA offseason update. Bonus: I reveal the team that will win the title next year!
The Bible Story That Explains Why Christians Are Wholeheartedly Embracing Donald Trump
“The Lord figured, ‘Hey, they’re breaking a clear commandment, but the fact that they feel conflicted about it— let’s just call it good. It’s no big deal.’”
Dr. Dobson’s Anti-Immigrant Screed Has Trump’s Name Written All Over It
“They are the lowest rung of many societies,” says Dr. Dobson. Dr. Dobson should speak for himself.
Do We Care About the Camps?
Or should we just let it slide?
40 Memories From 40 Years
40 is going to take some getting used to. So to help me begin to wrap my mind around that number, I figure I’ll share 40 memories from my life.
Harvard Denied Me Even Though I Wrote Them This Amazing Apology Letter. Waaaaah!
“How can you punish me for something I don’t even remember?”
Dear Truck Makers of the World, Why Don't You Ever Show Us the Rugged Things Your Trucks Can Do?
I just want to see the trucks in action for once. Key word to remember: RUGGED!
What Happens at Bike Week Stays at Bike Week-- Until Now!
“There goes the ambience!”
Why the Warriors Still Have a Chance
A lot of people are gearing up for a victory parade in Toronto right now. I say, “Not so fast.” The Warriors looked bad in Game 3, even worse last night in Game 4, but I still think they will win this series. Here’s why.
Sports Update: Ben Zobrist is the New "Milton" from "Office Space."
“First, Lumbergh had the accounting department stop giving Milton a paycheck. Then, he took away Milton's prized stapler. It was a Swingline.”
All I Really Need to Know About Politics I Learned During Bill Clinton’s Impeachment
Here are seven of the most enduring lessons I learned at that time. Once you’re finished reading them, you may go eat your pot roast.
I Could Care Less if You Follow My 10 Rules on How to Speak Correctly
“In a world of language relativism, I am here to offer 10 rock solid rules about how to speak correctly.”
The Parenting Police: How to Unlock Their Secret Code Language
“The Parenting Police have an important job to do. They never know what they’re going to run into on a daily basis, but you can rest assured they will be staring, glaring, and making astute comments when needed so that we can all, one day, become better parents.”
Hawk’s Online Reviews: My Terrible Dentist
The dentist told me I have a cavity. I don’t believe him. This is my story.
The Best Set of Baseball Cards Ever Made, Hands Down
Keep the cards, toss the gum.
I May or May Not Have Been Paid to Publish This "Game of Thrones" Puff Piece on My Blog
“Do you think that PETA has double checked yet to make sure that the furs the characters wear in the show are not real furs?”
Hey Everybody, Let's Fight the Vaccine Wars Every Day on Facebook!
“In any battle, you want to be optimally prepared and armed to the teeth. Especially when going up against Ted.”
The Parenting Books: Do You Really Need to Read Them?
It depends. Are you, by any chance, a high achieving parent who wants to raise a high achieving child?