Here are the most memorable sermon introductions and illustrations that I have ever heard. They are scored for effectiveness (did it drive home the point?) and believability (did it really happen?).
Bopa at 100
4 ways to get to know Bopa
(photo credit: Kate Miller Photography Seattle)
Sarcastic Factoids Brought to You by Your Dad
What are you, “bustin’ a sag?”
I’m Going to the Store. Any Special Requests I Can Shoot Down For You?
Ice cream? We still have that strawberry Breyer’s no one likes, remember?
Don’t Invoke the 14th Amendment. It’s Old!
Look at it. It’s too old!
I Was There: THE Ohio State Chronicles
Here are a few snapshots from a weird weekend.
Tips for Pretending You Haven’t Googled Someone and Scanned Their Social Media
If they say, “I’m heading home,” don’t say, “Oh, you mean 1128 Ellis Avenue?”
Can Football Ever Be Safe?
3 Reforms and Their Outcomes
Budget Cuts at Bayside
The gang’s back and the budget’s thinner than ever!
My Most Recent Cartoons To Date
Cheeseburger in Dagobah, Uno!, Jane Eyre, and a Magazine Fit for Pharaoh
"We Couldn't Make Up Rules Fast Enough"
It’s time to legislate our way out of this.
Jack Del Rio's Statement on Other Major World Events
“Archduke Franz Ferdinand had an interesting encounter with a bullet.”
Jesus Christ in the Teacher’s Lounge
Teacher, Teacher, what must we do to earn extra recess?
Six Blind Men Go To Whole Foods
“To this day, we disagree about the nature of an elephant. Surely, we will also have vastly different assessments of Whole Foods.”
The Best Nana Stories Ever
She was a furiously devoted wife, mother, grandmother, great grandmother, great great grandmother, teacher, church member, neighbor, friend, and sports fan. And she wasn’t taking crap from anybody.
Georgia and Alabama in Talks to Form the Charmin Ultra Strong Super Mega Conference
They will lift the lid on how exciting football can be.
As the Only Residents of Southwest Michigan, My Wife and I Could Give a Rip About COVID
Sophisticated adults are capable of winking at overly stringent guidelines. I’ve been winking a lot lately.