“December 2021: Coach LSU in the Coke Zero Presented by Coinstar and Eckrich Sausage Liberty Bowl”
12 New Must-Read Parenting Books
Find out which books are new in the age of new books.
Your Labor Day Was Good, But Was It "Picnic"-Level Good?
Did you show off your awkward basketball skills, chucking the ball at the hoop with a two-handed chest pass while hopping in the air like a bunny?
The Little Red Hen Gets Vaccinated
“Then I will go get vaccinated myself,” said the Little Red Hen. And she did.
The Best Moments From Radio’s Finest Hour: “24 Hours At the Golden Apple”
The youngest butcher in Illinois, toxins, reincarnation, a journalism major, “and that’s it.”
9 New Cartoons
Cheese, cheese, spiders, the comedy club from hell, and more!
Noon at the park with an 18 month-old or some lady outside the bar at 2 a.m.?
1. Inhibitions are gone
2. Fatigue setting in
3. Not interested in going home yet
NBA clickbait and more, coming to you soon on the Ringer dot com
"You can be my wingman anytime: grading Lebron's favorite movies about airplanes"
The Best Day I’ve Had in Quite a While
I don’t think I’ll forget this day any time soon.
Hot Knife, the Hottest New Pandemic Purchase
Check out my new side hustle, “Hot Knife!” Order yours today.
My New Cartoons
I have begun to dabble with cartoons. Don’t miss the one about Dracula!
3 Baby and Toddler Products Worth Buying, and 3 That Are Not
Find out from me which items you may have wasted money on.
2:45 A.M.
“It’s 2:45 in the morning/ And I’m putting myself on warning/ For waking up in an unknown place/ With a recollection you half erased.”
Chicken Soup For the Capitol Rioter's Soul
“He was going to fight to take his country back from the vile malefactors who dared to outnumber him with their votes.”
How Sweetness and the Fridge Owned the Packers in '85 (updated on 9/18/22)
They showed that the Packers can be beaten at Lambeau.
The "Days of Our Lives" NBA All-Stars
Many men auditioned, but only five got the part. They’re the NBA’s number one “made for TV” team and they’re ready for daytime.
My Closing Argument On the Election
It’s a tough choice. We’ve got one candidate with a track record we’re all familiar with. The other candidate has come into the spotlight only recently. With two days until the election, we’re faced with a big decision: Donald Trump or Hunter Biden?
A Senator Asks Amy Coney Barrett, "Is the Sky Blue?"
Senator: You have looked at the sky before, haven't you?
Amy Coney Barrett: I... may have. I'm not really sure.
Anthony Davis’ Called Shot That Wasn't
And the called shot that Lebron should make now.
A Couple of Christians Who Are Still Undecided About Trump
“They just want to take down President Trump. Not that I like him. I hate how he tweets so much. If he’d just stop tweeting…”