A recently laid off economist snags a job aboard a fishing boat in Maine. It's a story that’s guaranteed to reel you in.
I Have To Admit, Trump Did Make Some Excellent Points at His Rally on Saturday
Credit where credit is due.
At the Risk of Overstating It For the Sake of Chasing Clicks For My Nearly Moribund Blog, Coaching My Son’s T-Ball Team This Summer Completely Changed My Life
The saga with the dirt brought me a new appreciation for the joy and imagination of children.
My New Kickass Outdoor Living Space
During the pandemic, outdoor hangouts are the way to go.
I Got Cancelled on the Internet (and It Made My Mama Cry)
“I got cancelled on the internet
For using free speech
I got cancelled on the internet
They used free speech on me”
A Par for Trump Counts as a Quadruple Bogey for the Rest of Us
Our president has never seen a tee shot he wasn’t capable of slicing into the woods.
A Statement from Statues Being Displayed (SBD)
“SBD believes that destroying statues creates a foul stench in our culture which will linger for years and years.”
Plandemic 9 From Outer Space
“We once laughed at the horseless carriage, the aeroplane, the telephone, the electric light, vitamins, radio, and even television! And now some of us laugh at the idea of government scientists from outer space. God help us... in the future.”
If Trump had been president instead of George Washington
Donald Trump’s leadership makes you appreciate other leaders we’ve had, however flawed they may have been. Just imagine if Trump had been president instead of these guys:
The Fakest Parts of “Rain Man”
For a film that won four Oscars, I’m surprised they weren’t able to weed out a few odd and distracting details.
Conclusion Sections From All the 5th Grade Science Fair Projects That Got Thrown Together at the Last Minute
“It turns out that a watched pot does boil, but only if you use just a little bit of water.”
The Norma Desmond Presidency
All right Mr. DeMille. Donald Trump is ready for his closeup.
Michelle Tanner From "Full House" Interviews President Trump
President Trump is sick and tired of dealing with terrible, threatening reporters. That’s why in his latest exclusive interview, he would only agree to speak with the nicest, least-threatening person you can imagine: 4 year-old Michelle Tanner from “Full House.”
The Post-Pandemic Class Schedule For 4th Grade
If you have a child who is going into 4th grade once the pandemic is over, please go ahead and print this page. This will be their class schedule for the first day back.
The Eleven Best Product Placements in Hip Hop History
Featuring Sugarhill Gang, 2-Pac, Beastie Boys, and more.
Common Parenting Tips Adapted for People Whose Kids are Completely Out of Control and Also For People Whose Kid Is Zack Morris
Finally, here is a resource that meets every parent’s needs.
I would like to hear these people’s opinions about the 2020 election
First of all, how about a 100 year old anti-Trump military veteran first time voter?
The Worst Relationship Advice Ever Found in a Pop Song
None of it strikes me as particularly good advice.
All the Different Reviews That You Can Post for My Book, “Johnny’s Brand New Big Boy Bike”
Have you posted a positive review of my book yet? Find out how quick and easy it can be!
Interview With Hawk Gates About His Debut Children’s Book, "Johnny’s Brand New Big Boy Bike"
I’m excited to announce that the following interview is the closest I have ever gotten to being on Fresh Air with Terry Gross.